Just a little Humor

So, my Aunt Michelle and Uncle Glenn (my dad's brother who just had a successful kidney transplant last November) emailed me a fun little joke I thought I'd share, just to keep things on the lighter side...

As most of you know, Scott's always got a joke to tell you (just like our dad did, must be Cascade Auto Center's fault!) and I think he'd appreciate it! :)

Little Johnnie Joke

Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital,
Johnnie's family was invited to come over and see the baby.
Before they left the house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with them and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the babie's missing ears or even mentioned the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.

When Little Johnnie looked in the crib, he said, 'what a beautiful baby'.

The mother said, 'Why, thank you Johnnie'.

Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet, and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and beautiful eyes. Can he see alright?'

'Yes', the mother said, 'We are so thankful. The doctor said he will have 20/20 vision'.

'That's great', said little Johnnie, 'Cuz he'd be screwed if he needed glasses'.

~Betsy